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nerdtasticles:

Princess Jasmine at Wondercon

ofthetrees:

anakikhearts:

biodeamon:

ak47:

A man in Japan effectively used the solar eclipse to propose to his girlfriend.

well shit that blows everything i had out of the water

He gave her the sun and the moon! All men everywhere can suck it.

Damn dude props

(Source: meeohchan)

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tea-kids:

flowerbombed:

damn

shiiiiiiiiiit

(Source: itsonbitch)

tiffanyandjessica:

I usually onlyl reblog JeTi stuff, but this was so beautiful. I had to.

(Source: fuckyeahthebestsnsdblog)

827:

justdilla:

campo:

Random girl starts singing at department store karaoke machine and fucking kills it!

Fuck. Randomly found talent is the best.

KILLED IT!

dancesamdance:

Dude, that took him less than 5 minutes to make, that’s crazy.

(Source: into-icy-blues)

photojojo:

Who’d have known your stomach could double as a camera?

Two UK students, Josh Lake and Luke Evans, ate 35mm film and were able to process photos after the film, erm, came out!

Students Make Photos by Eating 35mm Film

fizz-le:

holy shit this is actually insane

Wow, give this a read

the actual fuck?

oh my fuck that is so insane

holy fuck my head hurts

omg i love this

WOW

oh wow

what. the. fuck.

Interesting.

actual mind fuck

woahhhhhh

holy mother of fuck

(Source: hollatingting)

heyfunniest:

Need to laugh? This blog is perfect for you!!

(Source: tedbundyyy)

jaesueobseo:

topistop:

yunballs:

toptopia:

FANTASTIC BABY, dirty translation 

여기 붙어라 모두 모여라 WE GON’ PARTY LIKE 리리리라라라
Come here, everyone gather around. We gon’ party like lililalala 

맘을 열어라 머릴 비워라 
With an open heart, just empty your head (don’t think),

불을 지펴라 리리리라라라
Let’s build a fire lililalala 

정답은 묻지 말고 그대로 받아들여 느낌대로 가 ALRIGHT
Dont ask for an answer, just feel the entrance, do whatever you feel like alright 

하늘을 마주하고 
Face the sky/ceiling  

두 손을 다 위로 저 위로
Put both your hands up, way up 

날뛰고 싶어 OH
I want to maniacally jump oh

NANANANANA WOW, FANTASTIC BABY 
DANCE, I WANNA DANCE FANTASTIC BABY
DANCE, I WANNA DANCE WOW FANTASTIC BABY  

이 난장판에 HEY 끝판 왕 차례 HEY
In this mess HEY it’s about to end, its time for the King to come HEY

땅을 흔들고 3분으론 불충분한 RACE WAIT
Shake this ground/bed, 3 minutes for this “race” is nowhere enough WAIT

분위기는 과열 HUH CATCH ME ON FIRE HUH
Overheated atmosphere/mood/affection, HUH CATCH ME ON FIRE HUH 

진짜가 나타났다 나나나나
And here cumscomes the real (dickthing)! NANANA 

하나부터 열까지 모든 게 다 한 수위*
Everything from one through ten in one sex position 

모래 벌판 위를 미친 듯이 뛰어봐도 거뜬한 우리
It doesn’t tire us no matter how crazily we “run around in the sand”  

하늘은 충분히 너무나 푸르니까
Because the sky is enough to accept everything

아무것도 묻지 말란 말이야 느끼란 말이야 내가 누군지
Don’t ask anything, just feel me, feel what I am

네 심장소리에 맞게 
Matching to the rhythm of your heartbeat  

뛰기 시작해 막이 끝날 때까지 YE
I start “running” and dont stop until the curtain falls YEAH 

I CAN’T BABY 
DON’T’ STOP THIS

오늘은 타락해 (미쳐 발악해) 가는거야
Tonight we can be kinky (be crazy, do everything we can) 

NANANANANA WOW, FANTASTIC BABY 
DANCE, I WANNA DANCE FANTASTIC BABY
DANCE, I WANNA DANCE WOW FANTASTIC BABY  
BOOM SHAKALAKA DAN DAN DAN DAN DANCE 

날 따라 잡아볼 테면 
Try to grab it, do what I do   

와봐
come here 

난 영원한 딴따라*
I’m forever loud and showy  

오늘 밤 금기란 내겐 없어 
I don’t have any restraint today

just let me be your lover
Cross over this confusion/haziness NANANANA 

머리끝부터 발끝까지 비쥬얼은 쇼크 
My appearance from head to toe will give you a shock

내 감각은 소문난 꾼
I’m known in this area, I’m known for the sensitive feelings I give  

앞서가는 촉 * 
And my dick is ~rising~

남들보다는 빠른 걸음 
Faster than anyone else

차원이 다른 젊음*
A vigor of different dimension 

얼음얼음얼음* HOLD UP 나나나나나
ICE ICE ICE ICE. HOLD UP, NANANANA

네 심장소리에 맞게 
Matching to the rhythm of your heartbeat  

뛰기 시작해 막이 끝날 때까지 YE
I start “running” and dont stop until the curtain falls YEAH 

I CAN’T BABY 
DON’T’ STOP THIS

오늘은 타락해 (미쳐 발악해) 가는거야
Tonight we can be kinky (be crazy, do everything we can)

WOW, FANTASTIC BABY
DANCE, I WANNA DANCE FANTASTIC BABY
DANCE, I WANNA DANCE WOW FANTASTIC BABY  
BOOM SHAKALAKA DAN DAN DAN DAN DANCE 

다 같이 뛰자 YE YE YE

Let’s all play together YEAH YEAH YEAH let’s ‘run’ together YEAH YEAH YEAH 

다 같이 돌자 YE YE YE 다 같이 가자
Let’s all play together YEAH YEAH YEAH let’s go  

WOW, FANTASTIC BABY  

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*한수 위 means ‘above a level’ BUT 한 수위 means ‘one sex position.’ What does the official lyrics say? 한 수위. AWWW YEAAAA. 

*딴따라 is used as a derogatory term for a “singer,” but literally means loud and showy. 

*촉 can be used to mean “pen tip,” but sometimes used as a word for ‘penis’ in literature. 

*젊음 can mean ‘youth’ or ‘vigor.’ 

*얼음 can mean ‘ice’ or ‘freeze.’ more often ‘ice,’ though. 

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DISCLAIMER: i’m not making this up, and it’s legit. but dont take it too seriously—of course, g-dragon is the most innocent little babe ever, remember? 

TONIGHT WE CAN BE KINKY

SEX POSITION

DICK IS RISING

BOOM SHAKALAKA

The pure and innocent girl that I am, is shocked \o

soshisone:

SNSD with the first lady at the Blue House